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"Blind Cupid´s words are as relevant for Dogs as they are for Human Beings. I would recommend this book to any Dog who still considers themselves a pet."
'Xueyou', Golden Retriever, Shanghai, ChinaElder of the Alliance for the Dignity of All Creatures "Wop, Bang, Wallop; man! This book rocks! Get with it, Human Creatures!"
His Excellency, Mr Mahatma Mandela-King, United Nations Secretary GeneralBurning Man City, Nevada Desert, USA. "With Covidism invading-and-capturing the Mind of Humanity; and the Sanity of Humanity on the brink - a rousing Chorus of Outrage is arising from the indomitably Irrational Heart; from what we might call The Soul of our Species. For me, The HanuHanu Gita - heartbroken and strong; entrusted, committed and carefree - sings the essence of this Great Outraged Chorus of Remembering."
Sombrita Gates (Bill Gates´ long-lost twin sister, from whom he was separated, almost biblically, at birth.)Resident Ayahuascan Shaman at the Quealivio Nudist Eco Village, Guatemala "In this fabulous rendering of the HanuHanu Lectures, Blind Cupid laughs-and-dances-us through the Giant Orange Monkeys´ World of Oneness with All Creatures - thus, naturally, inviting us to imagine what-it-might-be-like to live as Human Creatures, within the Family of All Creatures."
His Holiness The Pope, Supreme Pontiff, Bishop of Rome, Italy(After his much-publicised Apotheosis - during which he went on a-multi-zillion-Lira Bestowing Spree - signing-away Cathedrals, Monasteries, even the Vatican - and after which, he went to live in the suburbs on the outskirts of Milan, in indistinguishability. There he looked for a job, but it wasn´t easy - due to the singularity of his Employment History, and the relevance of his Character References - however, eventually, he got a job in a motorcycle factory.) "There are smells that make my sap go flat-in-the-night. There are smells my trunk would twist-for! The smell of Human Industry makes me want to run! In HanuHanu´s Lectures I smell something so-delicate, yet torrential and exhilarating; in Blind Cupid´s notes and anecdotes I smell something magical, sparkling with possibilities - like Elves up-to-mischief in the Moonlight! "
Michelle Kandoogo, Birch,Essex, England Previous
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"Blind Cupid´s words are as relevant for Dogs as they are for Human Beings. I would recommend this book to any Dog who still considers themselves a pet."
'Xueyou', Golden Retriever, Shanghai, ChinaElder of the Alliance for the Dignity of All Creatures "Wop, Bang, Wallop; man! This book rocks! Get with it, Human Creatures!"
His Excellency, Mr Mahatma Mandela-King, United Nations Secretary GeneralBurning Man City, Nevada Desert, USA. "With Covidism invading-and-capturing the Mind of Humanity; and the Sanity of Humanity on the brink - a rousing Chorus of Outrage is arising from the indomitably Irrational Heart; from what we might call The Soul of our Species. For me, The HanuHanu Gita - heartbroken and strong; entrusted, committed and carefree - sings the essence of this Great Outraged Chorus of Remembering."
Sombrita Gates (Bill Gates´ long-lost twin sister, from whom he was separated, almost biblically, at birth)Resident Ayahuascan Shaman at the Quealivio Nudist Eco Village, Guatemala "In this fabulous rendering of the HanuHanu Lectures,
Blind Cupid laughs-and-dances-us through the Giant Orange Monkeys´ World of Oneness with All Creatures - thus, naturally, inviting us to imagine what-it-might-be-like to live as
Human Creatures, within the Family of All Creatures."
Blind Cupid laughs-and-dances-us through the Giant Orange Monkeys´ World of Oneness with All Creatures - thus, naturally, inviting us to imagine what-it-might-be-like to live as
Human Creatures, within the Family of All Creatures."
His Holiness The Pope, Supreme Pontiff, Bishop of Rome, Italy(After his much-publicised Apotheosis - during which he went ona-multi-zillion-Lira Bestowing Spree - signing-away Cathedrals,
Monasteries, even the Vatican - and after which, he went to live
in the suburbs on the outskirts of Milan, in indistinguishability. There
he looked for a job, but it wasn´t easy - due to the singularity of his
Employment History, and the relevance of his Character References
- however, eventually, he got a job in a motorcycle factory.)
"There are smells that make my sap go flat-in-the-night.
There are smells my trunk would twist-for! The smell of
Human Industry make me want to run!
In HanuHanu´s Lectures I smell something so-delicate, yet torrential and exhilarating; in Blind Cupid´s notes and
anecdotes I smell something magical, sparkling with possibilities - like Elves up-to-mischief in the Moonlight! "
There are smells my trunk would twist-for! The smell of
Human Industry make me want to run!
In HanuHanu´s Lectures I smell something so-delicate, yet torrential and exhilarating; in Blind Cupid´s notes and
anecdotes I smell something magical, sparkling with possibilities - like Elves up-to-mischief in the Moonlight! "
Michelle Kandoogo, Birch,Essex, England Previous
Next
"Blind Cupid´s words are as relevant for Dogs as they are for Human Beings. I would recommend this book to any Dog who still considers themselves a pet."
'Xueyou', Golden Retriever, Shanghai, ChinaElder of the Alliance for the Dignity of All Creatures "Wop, Bang, Wallop; man!
This book rocks! Get with it, Human Creatures!"
This book rocks! Get with it, Human Creatures!"
His Excellency, Mr Mahatma Mandela-King, United Nations Secretary GeneralBurning Man City, Nevada Desert, USA. "With Covidism invading-and-capturing the Mind of Humanity; and the Sanity of Humanity on the brink - a rousing Chorus of Outrage is arising from the indomitably Irrational Heart; from what we might call The Soul of our Species. For me, The HanuHanu Gita - heartbroken and strong; entrusted, committed and carefree - sings the essence of this Great Outraged Chorus of Remembering."
Sombrita Gates (Bill Gates´ long-lost twin sister, from whom he was separated, almost biblically, at birth)Resident Ayahuascan Shaman at the Quealivio Nudist Eco Village, Guatemala "In this fabulous rendering of the HanuHanu Lectures, Blind Cupid laughs-and-dances-us through the Giant Orange Monkeys´ World of Oneness with All Creatures - thus, naturally, inviting us to imagine what-it-might-be-like to live as Human Creatures, within the Family of All Creatures."
His Holiness The Pope, Supreme Pontiff, Bishop of Rome, Italy(After his much-publicised Apotheosis - during which he went on a-multi-zillion-Lira Bestowing Spree - signing-away Cathedrals, Monasteries, even the Vatican - and after which, he went to live in the suburbs on the outskirts of Milan, in indistinguishability. There he looked for a job, but it wasn´t easy - due to the singularity of his Employment History, and the relevance of his Character References - however, eventually, he got a job in a motorcycle factory.) "There are smells that make my sap go flat-in-the-night. There are smells my trunk would twist-for! The smell of Human Industry make me want to run!
In HanuHanu´s Lectures I smell something so-delicate, yet torrential and exhilarating; in Blind Cupid´s notes and anecdotes I smell something magical, sparkling with possibilities - like Elves
up-to-mischief in the Moonlight! "
In HanuHanu´s Lectures I smell something so-delicate, yet torrential and exhilarating; in Blind Cupid´s notes and anecdotes I smell something magical, sparkling with possibilities - like Elves
up-to-mischief in the Moonlight! "
Michelle Kandoogo, Birch,Essex, England Previous
Next
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HanuHanu is a five-metre-tall Giant Orange Monkey. He speaks seventy-five languages and dialects, and holds honorary-professorships at Oxford, Cambridge, Harvard, M.I.T., and sixteen other of the world´s most prestigious universities.
His historical United-Nations-Sponsored Lecture Series “Wakey, Wakey. Little Cousins!” was intended as a Great Sacred Giant Orange Monkey gift of obviousness – to us, to Humanity.
And yet – the HanuHanu Lectures split us. For some-of-us, HanuHanu´s Lectures were a Song of Belonging, a Serenade, the Trumpet of Home; for others-of-us his words provoked fears of the Toppling of Buildings, and Civilisations, and Eras – until eventually, as Blind Cupid so splendidly narrates – some-of-us and others-of-us met – at ´Armageddon, The Finals!´.
Blind Cupid – himself: half Giant Orange Monkey, half God of Erotic Love – tells the Story of the Times of the HanuHanu Lecture Series (and many a story within a story), with absolute irreverence, absolute devotion, and absolute delight.
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